15 Lies Men Tell

Men Lie! Good God do men lie! I previously gave you a list of the Top 10 Lies Women Tell(Scroll down to read) and since I regard myself as an objective writer, let me give you the 15 out of many lies men tell. Since I clearly am not a man, I enlisted some assistance from my male friends in order to help me come up with the list I’m about to give you. I hope you laugh and enjoy it as much as I did writing it.

1. “Your p*$$y too good. That’s why I came so fast”: Man! Just say you got too excited and prematurely nutted!

2. “I don’t have a problem with you having guy friends”: He definitely does.

3. “My phone was on silent/ I didn’t hear it ring/ I was sleeping”: Girl! That man was out doing some nasty things you can’t even imagine!

4. “I love you”: LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

5. “You’re the only one.”: Baby girl. You’re the only one he’s with physically at that moment. When you leave, he’ll tell the next girl she’s the only 1 too!

6. “Nah, she’s just a friend.”: Nah. It’s either they have history or they’re busy right now

7. “I’m not cheating on you.” He is! Best believe he is!

8. “I was out late with the boys so I decided to sleep at my friend’s place.” : Babe. He was with some girl.

9. “Yeah, we can wait.” :He’s not waiting for you!

10. “It’s cold. That’s why it looks small now” : LIES! Your member is small. Stop being in denial.

11. “I’ll f*#k you till your eyes roll back.” : Mr Fonyoza is about to fonyoza you beyps. Get ready to be bored!

12. “You can trust me”: ABORT! MISSION ABORT!!! Run away! Gooooo!!!

13. “Ask my boys. They’ll tell you the truth.”: Bros over h**s!! They’ll lie to you! Don’t ever trust your man’s friends.

14. “I’m single”: Well, according to Home Affairs, he’s single. According to his penis- he’s not!

15. “She’s just my baby mama.”: LIES! They’re probably tapping in attempt of making baby number 2.

I trust you enjoyed reading this.

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